durnesque-esque

Graham : I’ve never understood the thing that Morgan Freeman said to you.                                                      

Jonah : Oh, so this was about 10 years ago, I did a film with Morgan Freeman, a really small film, and the first ten minutes of the film are just us driving together in a car, and talking, and it took three days to shoot and he didn’t talk to me the entire time. Like, in between takes, right ? Cause he had so much dialogue to learn, right ? So in between we wouldn’t really chat, but we were in a car together for three days…

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chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

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laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

lololol I’m sure Kanye stares longingly at his 21 Grammys each night thinking, “if only I could write something with the same musical finesse and emotional and intellectual relevance as ‘Happy’”

lololol I’m sure Kanye stares longingly at his 21 Grammys each night thinking, “if only I could write something with the same musical finesse and emotional and intellectual relevance as ‘Happy’”